Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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