i don't like sucking hair
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
