Just fell off a train. Bad.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
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Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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