We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
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