i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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