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(817): View more from Texas

She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.

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OMG. What did u say?

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I told her I did too.

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(817): She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs. (1-817): OMG. What did u say? (817): I told her I did too. http://tfl.nu/dz5w

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"

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(414): He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly" http://tfl.nu/s1qp

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay

(602): View more from Arizona

I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"

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(501): I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay (602): I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay" http://tfl.nu/cfbv

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(303): View more from Colorado

woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?

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(303): woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night? http://tfl.nu/lo5l

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.

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(715): I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed. http://tfl.nu/mebd

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(206): View more from Washington

He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.

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(206): He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears. http://tfl.nu/u9sm

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(708): View more from Illinois

she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.

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(708): she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress. http://tfl.nu/x8tu

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(309): View more from Illinois

I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.

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(309): I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors. http://tfl.nu/cath

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.

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(401): Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight. http://tfl.nu/rdc4

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(214): View more from Texas

then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them

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(214): then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them http://tfl.nu/nuwa

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(775): View more from Nevada

True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.

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That was beautiful.

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(775): True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate. (1-775): That was beautiful. http://tfl.nu/d63d

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(714): View more from California

I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?

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(714): I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what? http://tfl.nu/ezau

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.

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(505): Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you. http://tfl.nu/v68r

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(850): View more from Florida

She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock

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(850): She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock http://tfl.nu/s796

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(925): View more from California

You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush

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(925): You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush http://tfl.nu/82mk

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