Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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