screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
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