I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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