A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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