ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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