90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
cat food counts as protein by the way
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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