The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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