whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Your cock deserves a montage
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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