Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I need moral support for this bender
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Randomize
