It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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