Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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