Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
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it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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