you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
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So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
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17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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