okay pat passed out under dana's car
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
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Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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