It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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