I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
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It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
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Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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