Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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