I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
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the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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