It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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