Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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