Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
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Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
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He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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