seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
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Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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