I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
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Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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