another moral hangover. fuck.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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