these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
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Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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