absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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