So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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