I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
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