Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
how can u be prego again
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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