Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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