Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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