I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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