Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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