I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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