She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
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whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
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