question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
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the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
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Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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