Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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