We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
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I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
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MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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