I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
