I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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