ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it