Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"