My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
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I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
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I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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