How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
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He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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