I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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