is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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