A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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