I wish life had little blips of pornography
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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