She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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