Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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